So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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