Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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