What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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