Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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