why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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