Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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