I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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