Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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