Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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