i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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