I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish i was in the wii world.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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