its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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