The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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