Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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