he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just want nice things and good sex
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
