SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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