i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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