how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i now understand why vodka
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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