I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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