I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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