EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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