Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize