and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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