This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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