I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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