dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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