My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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