why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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