No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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