I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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