i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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