So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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