But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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