You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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