She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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