I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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