I bet he comes in French.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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