@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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