I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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