Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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