In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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