i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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