He asked to "fluff my boner.."
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The Olympian is in my bed
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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