Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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