I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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