Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
where are my eyebrows?
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