You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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