nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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