It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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