Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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