So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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