hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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