I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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