So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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