How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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